As the Immortals and the Undead we are the Givers, the Takers and the Guardians of life. We are the shadows that lurk and light that shines. Never fear what you don't understand for you may be the next Long Lifer.

So in other words, whether you are a zombie, a vampire, a were-creature, an angel, a demon, a god or just your basic all around immortal - you are always welcome at our door day or night! Just please remember to wipe up your own spilled blood pints and peeling flesh; spot removal treatment on the sofa is such a pain in the tail.

As the Immortals and the Undead we are the Givers, the Takers and the Guardians of life. We are the shadows that lurk and light that shines. Never fear what you don't understand for you may be the next Long Lifer.

So in other words, whether you are a zombie, a vampire, a were-creature, an angel, a demon, a god or just your basic all around immortal - you are always welcome at our door day or night! Just please remember to wipe up your own spilled blood pints and peeling flesh; spot removal treatment on the sofa is such a pain in the tail.